Oops! I broke it... Turns out the guestbook has been out of commission for goodness knows how long as I'm an idiot. It's fixed now...

Well a big Idaho, hi-de-diddly squat welcome to all ma amazin overseas buddies... over the sea,somewhere.
Christmas is surely a comin',but first of all we gotta survive Thanksgivin'day!
That's when all us A-mericans eat way too much pumpkin pie,and thank the good lord we 're not Canadian.! Gee them Pilgrim fathers musta had a tough ol'life..that teensy l'il ship -The Maypole,brung them across some stretch of water from London ,England,and deposited them all green faced,and fancy hatted in U.S.A,who ah'm proud to say ,welcomed them mighty warmly ,and let them stay awhiles an let them trade with the indians.
Gee ..ah did,nt realise ah had just given you guys a hist'ry lesson.. time to draw a halt to this li'l ol'correspondence...Keep well scotch buddies...as usual it's bin a real toe-pokin' joy to spek to y'all again by-ee

Hi Dave just surfing the net to let all in the radio biz know that Pirate Radio 603. Its hit the airwaves from the good ship St Paul in Aland. Your be hearing at lot more about this station in the months and years to come. The stations format is Rock of all types from 50s to Today and the authorities have just given it permission to broadcast with 25 kilowatts of power next year to cover Stockholm and Helsinki. Any budding rock jocks just contact us everyones welcomed aboard. contact Pirate radio603@yahoo.com Offshore radio has returned with a licence .

Hi again to all scotchlings..gee ah'm so sorry visiting you guys in your own foreign country was'nt possible this summer..the Idaho state penitentiary wanted me to stay there for a while....something about having 3 wives not being socially acceptable in this state,unless you wanna be one o' them darned mormons...no sir..ah'm just your reg'lar,everyday possum shootin', parrot boiling,vest wearing kinda guy..buy y'all ,keep in touch now y'all hear!

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The Lindsay Cochrane? I'm shocked... for once a gorgeous journalist. I though it was an entry exam for the Daily Record that you had to look like Joan Burnie.... *meow* Pass the Handbag Please! ;)

Oi, Scott, whoever you are... That's just wrong even thinking of that. *trembles* And, Dave, you are welcome. I was just chuffed to bits that someone likes my column. There's not much of it around!

So so so SOOOOOO rude

perhaps a tad too much enthusiasm there dave, the police warned you about schoolgirls remember

Honoured, amazed, delighted... three words to described how I feel. I thank you, I thank you, and once again I thank you.