So in my haste to clean up after my rewiring became 99% done (just a couple of gadget-type things to get fitted now), I was hoovering my flat. Unfortunately, I hoovered over my phone cable into my living room. A tiny little, almost invisble phone cable, which instantly snapped and wrapped itself around the innards of my hoover. Result: no ADSL. No phone either, for that matter.

Luckily I managed to get things working wirelessly with a bit of moving stuff around. Still, I feel like a bit of a complete moron, frankly. I do have a couple of handy phone adapters now, but the cable is completely destroyed as, strangely enough, the power of the hoover snapped it in two.

I am a moron.

That is all.